The Diary of a Secret Tory MP: (Almost!) True Stories from the Heart of British Politics

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He added: “Other people discover they’re good at things like ballet or darts. Turns out I’m very good at pretending to be a Tory MP.

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It started life named Mark ne Francois pas, a reference to Conservative MP Mark Francois, later changing its name to Michael Govern Ready (alluding to Michael Gove and the oven-ready Brexit deal) before ultimately becoming The Secret Tory.A modern day polymath, they enjoy bloodsports, destabilising liberal democracy and several non-executive directorships, including one at Southern Water where they claim to have been responsible for over three-hundred beach closures in 2022 alone. They currently holdthe Conservative Party conference 'WKD Blue Challenge' title, after decimating Ken Clarke's infamous seven bottle record which had stood for thirteen years. He said: ‘The problem with that was, if people come for you to be funny, and you’re being angry, it doesn’t work. There is Centre in the UK that might need persuading, even if the awfulness of the last ten years ought to do that with ease.

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Henry Morris, revealed that he has been running the parody account that has amassed nearly 200,000 followers since it started in 2019.Henry Morris is a personal trainer and rave promoter, and author of the infamous Diary of a Secret Tory MP. He lives in Frogmore Cottage. He had faith that if he could make people laugh it would be popular, but not to the extent that it reached. the book still makes one think about the state of politics and wonder why the British electorate has let this lot run the country” Mr Morris exposed his true identity in a two-minute parody skit that showed Michael Gove and Jacob Rees-Mogg attempting to catch and kill him. Scabrous, scurrilous, hilarious and frighteningly plausible . Political satire at its blistering, biting best.’ – James O’Brien